I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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