just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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