Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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