It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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