i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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