Define "chronic" masturbator.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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