North Korea, Best Korea!
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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