Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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