we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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