I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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