I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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