I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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