question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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