You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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