i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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