Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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