Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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