i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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