ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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