I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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