Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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