I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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