Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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