Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I'm really busy with my period
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