He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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