im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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