Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
vagina is talking i cant
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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