She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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