I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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