living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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