My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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