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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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