But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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