I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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