So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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