I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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