I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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