And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I will pee on everything he values.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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