My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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