Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He shit in the fireplace
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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