btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
