i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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