Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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