Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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