RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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