So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
