So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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