this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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