I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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