how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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