wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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