I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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