I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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