I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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